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Sunday 24 January 2010

Victoria Beckham Wears *Shock Horror* FLATS?!?!

 Yes! Victoria is actually in FLATS

Victoria Beckham in flats? That's the biggest oxymoron like EVER right? WRONG! 

The lady who claimed she would NEVER be seen dead in flat shoes has, yes, been spotted in ballet pumps.  According to "sources" close to the celebrity, it's because Vicky has a severe bunion problem. Most probably caused by wearing 5inch heels everyday of her life, instead of the more practical option of ballet pumps.  You know, shoes that normal people wear?

 Posh Spice is usually seen high heels 

Remember, this is the woman who proudly turned her nose up at ballet pumps.  In an interview Victoria said, "Unless they're on a ballet dancer doing ballet, I just don't get it."

What I don't "get" is celebrities who blatently lie through their fake Hollyweird teeth for the purpose of not wanting to appear like us mere mortals, and then get exposed.

Vicky, love, there is nothing wrong with wearing ballet pumps. There practical, cute and most of all comfortable unlike those 5inch heels.  Who are you trying to kid?

There is, on the other hand, something wrong with demoralising those who do wear ballet pumps, and then having the absolute CHEEK to wear them yourself.  How about taking your own fashion advice darling and leaving it to ballet dancers and normal people instead?

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